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Done! December 13, 2008

Posted by Erin Ptah in Personal.
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Following the market crash, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks. Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

All pages written. All finals taken. After seven hours in a car, I’m home for Christmas, and we just finished watching The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Life is good.

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1. Blaine Coldiron - December 15, 2008

Loved that little bit you’ve added, Erin! What a laugh-riot!

2. Snowcat - December 17, 2008

I loved that movie. And where ever did you find that clever bank joke? You write that?

3. Erin Ptah - December 17, 2008

It’s an awesome movie. And the bank joke is not mine; it’s taken from the Internet at large. Search for a phrase, and you’ll find a couple hundred comedy sites referring to it!


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