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On the move August 6, 2009

Posted by Erin Ptah in Personal.
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On the way to the Jersey Shore, to spend the weekend with my family and about 25 of my dad’s closest relatives.

Internet access will be spotty. Back in full Sunday night. See you then!

From the Internet:

Actual Business Signs:

On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

Outside a radiator repair shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”

In a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door: “Push, Push, Push.”

On a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”

On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”

On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left.”

In a beauty shop: “Dye now!”

On the side of a garbage truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”

Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”

In a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”

Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one Weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

At a psychic hotline: “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

On the door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello, can we pick your nose?”

Billboard on the side of a road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”

At a laundry shop: “How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?”

On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”

At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for you’ve come to the right place.”

At the electric company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

On the door of a computer store: “Out for a quick byte.”

In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”

At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”

In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”

Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! “



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