Also known as Wisteria Lane’s Karen McKlusky and President Bartlet’s Mrs. Landingham :(
I think I’ve put a finger on one of my narrative anti-kinks. For lack of a shorter name, let’s call it Drama And/Or Angst In Which None Of The Characters Are Likable.
It’s easy to avoid when people are in conflict and one side is clearly The Heroes — your basic Joseph Campbell monomyth, and/or football game featuring the Packers. (Go cheeseheads!) It gets more complicated when the hero starts doing morally questionable things, but often you can understand where they’re coming from, even if you disagree. Or at least, you can see how their Issues are distorting their worldview, and feel for them. The Ninth Doctor did that a lot; Ten too, less effectively.
On the far end of that scale, I think, is what you usually get from “Stephen”. He can be flat-out abusive over something ridiculously petty…but he’s so ridiculous about it that you still kind of want to pat him on the head and say, yes, I know, it is horribly unfair that the Starbucks under one side of your desk closed, so now you have to go all the way to the other side if you want a latte.
Fights in which neither side is Wrong are also fun, where you’re not so much cheering for a single viewpoint as hoping that all parties can get together and work something out, or at least find a tenable balance. Desperate Housewives does this all the time, putting two people with clashing viewpoints on a collision course over some issue, then just letting them bounce off each other as they frantically try to avoid the horror of a heart-to-heart talk.
The problem comes when you have nothing to cheer for at all. Death Note avoided this for me by having such complicated schemes and machinations that it distracted you from the increasing lack of characters worth caring about. Both the Tenth Doctor and BtVS pushed it a lot in their later seasons, with too many moments of “yes, I know the bad guys are evil, but the heroes are being such dicks right now.”
And at least those had their epic fantasy/sci-fi/adventure goings-on to keep up the interest. Worst of all is when you have a completely mundane or domestic setting, with characters fighting over something stupid or petty or “completely fixable if you would just do Simple Thing X and stop angsting about it.” And it’s not cute or funny, but played completely straight, as if the reader is supposed to be tormented on behalf of at least one of these people, when the narrative has given you no reason to be anything more than annoyed with both.
The whole setup is my anti-emo-porn. Not only do I avoid it when I can, but if I end up reading some by accident, it leaves me grouchy and irritated until well afterward.
Is there a shorter term for this scenario? A trope name, maybe? I feel like there should be. I can’t be the only person who gets this put off by it.
On a semi-related note, is “descriptions of drug use” a narrative kink for some people? I’ve come across a few fics recently that go into minute detail about things like a couple of characters smoking pot, which to me is about as interesting as a step-by-step description of somebody loading a dishwasher. But these are written with the kind of loving detail usually reserved for, well, sex scenes. Is it a “you had to have been there” kind of thing, or (as with porn) are there people who enjoy these scenes for their own sake, and I’m just not one of them?
Easy To Love (mix | Bill/Barb-Nicki-Margene | PG)
State of Grace, chapter 9, chapter 10, chapter 11, chapter 12 (fic | “Stephen”/Jon, Charlene, ensemble, OCs | through NC-17)
Tiny, Tiny Man (art | John Oliver, Jon, Olivia | worksafe)
Team Awesome (art | John Oliver, Wyatt | worksafe)
The Eagle of Hermes – Chapter 6 is finished!
Erin Watches Sera Myu, Stage 1 Part 1, Stage 1 Part 2 (reviews & reactions)
Crisis Senshi (old sketches | Chi, Phi, Kousagi, Sailor NeoMoon, Sailor Pallas | worksafe)
Professor Meiou (art | Setsuna | worksafe)
Sailor Moon/Desperate Housewives
Desperate Senshi Sailor Housewives (art | Mars!Katherine, Jupiter!Lynette, Chibi-Moon!Julie, Moon!Susan, Venu!Gaby, Mercury!Bree | worksafe)
Mika art: Katze’s Debut | Outlines of Jane | Mika, Stage 4 | Comic – Adventures of Mika
Never Leave Erin A Placemat 4 (sketches | Walter, Seras, Integra, Alucard, Alex, Jon, Bertie, Jeeves, Yomiko, Nenene, Mika | worksafe)
Next Week in Shine:
Integra needs help, and it’s up to her guardian angels to find her a certain blonde and pointy rescuer.
Plushie Collectors (art | Susan, Jenny, plush!One, plush!Ten, plush!TARDIS | worksafe)
Snake Lady (art | fem!Crowley | worksafe)
Hellsing+WISH (old sketch | Kohaku!Seras, Koryu!Jan, Shuichiro!Walter, Kokuyo!Alucard, Hisui!Integra, Usyagi!Anderson | worksafe)
The Wizard of Oz
The Gender Ninja of Oz (art | Ozma/Dorothy | slightly NSFW)
Seven Things I’ve Learned By Doing A Webcomic For Seven Years (a Shine anniversary manifesto)
Cat and Bench (old sketches | what it says on the tin | worksafe)
Monochrome Crossover Meme (meme | various characters from the Daily Show/Colbert Report, Desperate Housewives, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Hellsing, Sailor Moon, Read or Die, Sasameki Koto, United States of Tara, and the Wizard of Oz)
Fanmixes & Mashups Panel – Notes (post-con panel recap, with multifandom mix links)
Next Week in Shine:
Fangirls are flailing over Walter and Girlycard, just when Walter feels the need to be most impressive.
The Zen and the Damaged now has a page for The Eagle of Hermes.