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Burns & Allen Transcript: Married, but Single (1942-10-06) May 25, 2017

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The year is 1942. Harry James and his Orchestra’s “One Dozen Roses” is a number-one hit; you need your own maps to follow the developments of WWII because all the news is on radio; and Burns and Allen just got back from a USO tour.

While settling in at home, Gracie realizes she misses their pre-marriage courtship, and urges George to help her re-enact their first date. As far as she’s concerned, it goes perfectly.

Download the episode here, and read the transcript below.

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Monday Works Roundup, 5/22/17 May 22, 2017

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Leif & Thorn
Get you a man who can do both (art | Thorn | worksafe)
Forehead kiss (art | Leif/Thorn | worksafe)

Krazy Kat
Romancing the Kat (art | Krazy/Kuku, Ignatz, Pupp | worksafe)

Samurai Jack
Let your hair down (sketch | Jack/Ashi | worksafe)

Steven Universe
Meen Green Aquamarine (art | Aquamarine | worksafe)

Undertale
Leaves and Lockets (sketch | Chara x Asriel | worksafe)

General/Miscellaneous
Figure drawings 5-10-17 (life drawing, NSFW)
Stompy Feet (commissioned giantess art, worksafe)
Diamond Hounds (commissioned MLP art, worksafe)

This Week in But I’m A Cat Person:
Miranda, uh, comes out to her dad. Not about what he thinks, though.

This Week in Leif & Thorn:
Thorn just wants some non-wiretapped flowers. Is that so much to ask?

Exotic non-shooting ways the police might kill you in America May 22, 2017

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People killed by police, 2017. Currently at 460.

This one’s not a shooting, it’s a hit-and-run: “The evidence was overwhelming. The [white] driver’s identity was known. Her extensive criminal history was known. A witness was actually in the car when the crash happened. But this is America.” Justice for Quason Turner.

Shannon Hurd was sentenced to life without parole for stealing $14. Ten years later he was diagnosed with kidney cancer, though the prison had ignored his symptoms and complaints for so long that they didn’t catch it until the tumors had spread to his brain.

Women suffer domestic abuse in at least 40% of police-officer families, way higher than the overall US rate of 25%. (Appears to only deal with the rate of male cops abusing their female wives/girlfriends, no stats for non-male police and/or their non-male partners.)

“Ms Grice was then charged with “having caused wasteful employment of police by making a false report” because she failed to disclose that Lane was her on-off boyfriend, and was issued with a fixed-penalty notice.” That was February 2016. In August, the boyfriend murdered her.

No charges for the prison officers who scalded Darren Rainey to death. Apparently in Florida it’s a totally understandable accident for a responsible employee to “accidentally” boil a human being alive.

In addition to attempted manslaughter in the third degree, North Miami Police Officer Jonathan Aledda was also charged with culpable negligence, a first-degree misdemeanor, for the shooting of behavioral therapist Charles Kinsey in July.” At least someone’s getting charged for something.

Burns & Allen Masterpost May 13, 2017

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A combination “as-complete-as-I-can-get-it link roundup” and “Gracie Allen appreciation post.”

The Burns and Allen Show (Radio)

Early on, the show is basically a recorded standup routine, with George and Gracie as generic comedians. Around late 1941 it turns into a more narrative audio sitcom, with George and Gracie as a married couple in the suburbs.

Gracie had an incredible work ethic. did shows with terrible migraines. She did shows when she had a broken nose and could barely talk. Here’s George, referencing the 3/24/29 show:

“In all the years we performed together she missed only one performance. That was a radio show, and her headache was so bad she couldn’t get out of bed. Our friend Janie Wyman, who’d just won the Academy Award as Best Actress, played Gracie’s part. That was about right.”

The Burns and Allen Show (TV)

Episodes for the first two seasons were often “remade” for the next six, which probably explains why a bunch of them aren’t uploaded.

“Screenwriters had an easy time writing for us. In our first few pictures they wrote the dialogue for all the other characters until we entered, then they instructed: Burns and Allen do four minutes here. That’s what they wrote for us: Burns and Allen do four minutes here. Then, later in the script they wrote: Burns and Allen do four minutes here. So writing parts for us was easy.

[…] The shooting schedule usually provided a full day for us to do a complete scene, but because we were used to doing shorts, we could film our whole bit in two hours. Then everybody would stand around wondering what to do to fill the remainder of the day before they could go home. Hollywood was so accustomed to dealing with temperamental stars who took much longer than scheduled that they just didn’t know how to deal with actors who finished too quickly.”

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“Let me tell you a little story about Aunt Clara. She wasn’t really rich, but Papa Burke left her a little money. When Gracie and I were starting out in vaudeville we weren’t doing very well, so every week Aunt Clara would send us a check for $25. Every week. Even after we’d become big stars, earning thousands of dollars a show, we still received that $25 check every week from Aunt Clara. Well, Aunt Clara never knew it, but she lost almost everything she had in the stock-market crash. But she never knew about it, because Gracie found out and arranged to have enough money deposited in Clara’s account each month to cover all her expenses. That went on for years. It’s a good thing Gracie did, too, otherwise we would have stopped getting those $25 checks.”

Friday night bright spots May 12, 2017

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Ordinary Canadians had essentially adopted thousands of Syrian families, donating a year of their time and money to guide them into new lives just as many other countries shunned them. Some citizens already considered the project a humanitarian triumph; others believed the Syrians would end up isolated and adrift, stuck on welfare or worse. As 2016 turned to 2017 and the yearlong commitments began to expire, the question of how the newcomers would fare acquired a national nickname: Month 13, when the Syrians would try to stand on their own.” I wish I had the money to do this. It’s so heartwarming, and sounds so fulfilling.

A showcase of Muslims who risked their lives to help Jewish people escape the Holocaust. This is what heroism looks like.

“The same exact pattern happened in 2016, Phelps said: A wage increase by the state [of California] led to a bump in business. Now Phelps is convinced that minimum wage increases aren’t bad for the fast food business. They’re great.

Employment at Arizona restaurants, bars surges after minimum-wage increase. There’s also been a bump in the rest of the leisure and hospitality sector. (Manufacturing is still going down. Retail too, thanks to online shopping.)

A recycling initiative for hotel toiletries: “Last year Clean the World sent out 400,000 hygiene kits and made more than 7 million bars of soap, including half a million bars for Haiti and the Bahamas after Hurricane Matthew.”

“Based on an advanced copy of America’s budget for the 2017 financial year, it looks like there has been an actual increase in science funding across the board, and rather wonderfully, Trump’s requests to have it cut have been comprehensively ignored.” (Now it just has to pass.)

Monday Works Roundup, 5/8/17 May 8, 2017

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Leif & Thorn
Lavender Forest (art | Leif/Thorn | worksafe)
The Other Side of the Mountains (art | Leif, Thorn | worksafe)
International Workers’ Day (wallpaper | Leif, a cat | worksafe)
A Late Gate Update (behind the scenes, worksafe)

Boueibu/Sailor Moon/Steven Universe
Elegant Pearls (art | Perlite, Perle, Pearl | worksafe)

Star Trek: Enterprise
Sub-Commander T’Pol (art | T’Pol | worksafe)
Draw This Again – T’Pol (art comparison meme | T’Pol | worksafe)

Star Wars
Scarf Sharing (sketch | Jyn/Cassian | worksafe)

Yuri!!! on Ice
Lift of King JJ (art | Yurio/JJ | worksafe)

General/Miscellaneous
Just Try It (art | ensemble from My Little Pony, Fullmetal Alchemist, Legend of Korra, BICP | worksafe)
Industrial Workers of the World (wallpaper, worksafe)
Pearl Frame (graphic, worksafe)

This Week in But I’m A Cat Person:
Lightning finally gets himself an almost-reunion.

This Week in Leif & Thorn:
Thorn finds out how pretty Leif looks in pink.

The GOP keeps bleating about ~law and order~ while the people cry out for Justice May 4, 2017

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People killed by police, 2017. Currently at 399.

Federal immigration officials knock on the door of a family of legal US residents, then shoot one of the unarmed homeowners.

Off-duty cop Kevin Ferguson harasses some kids, grabs a 13-year-old, ends up firing his gun at the group. It’s all on video. And yet the middle-schooler gets charged with battery, while the grown adult member of law enforcement is allowed to keep walking around armed with no charges.

“The video shows Rosen stomping on the head of Demarco Anderson while Anderson is already handcuffed and under control. Anderson is visibly restrained and does not appear to be agitated or resisting when Rosen charges from the left side of the frame and pounds his foot into the back of the suspect’s head.” Justice for Demarco Anderson.

“He was not trying to harm anybody. He was asking them for help and they shot him down.” And the whole thing was streamed on Facebook Live. Justice for Rodney Hess.

“Soon after, Wade — fully restrained and surrounded by officers — would be writhing in pain and screaming “I can’t breathe” after enduring two blasts of pepper-spray at point-blank range.” Justice for Charles Wade and Amber Swink.

The mailman suffered injuries to his neck, face, back and arm and underwent two surgeries and physical therapy.” And the cops who beat him up were completely acquitted. Justice for Karim Baker.

“Aware that the call was in response to a possible drug abuser, instead of proceeding calmly as to not alarm the person- when officer Stumler shouted: ‘raise your hands’ she automatically shot him in the stomach with no chance to respond.” Justice for Bruce Warrick.

Multifandom Recommendations, 4/26/17 April 26, 2017

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Batman | Batman, Harley(/Ivy) | T | Sweet
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8433238

The Dark Knight strikes fear into the hearts of men. And pretty much just men. It’s a problem.
DCU | Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Black Canary, Flash, Green Lantern | G | Let’s Dance
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8002432

They’re trapped in a ghost ballet. You can’t punch ethereal ballerinas. It’s not just rude, it’s physically impossible. They’re going to be stuck there forever and then die, probably.
Batman | fans | G | Gotham’s Favorite Son
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7871041

Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.
Superman | Martha, family | T | Empty Graves
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6447187

Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans.
DCU | Clark & Lois | T | Hostile Work Environment
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7225390

Clark Kent is a menace, and Lois doesn’t get why she’s the only one to have noticed.
DCU | Bruce, Harley, Ivy | T | Office Meeting
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9132409

Bruce Wayne deals with supervillains almost as much as Batman does.
Jeeves & Wooster | Jeeves/Bertie | G | With the Intent of Bearing Arms
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10322177

World War II is approaching at an alarming rate and Bertram attempts to comfort them both in one of the very few quiet nights that remain.
Pet Shop of Horrors | D, OCs | T | Devotion
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7169492/chapters/16275593

Nobu is in love with pop idol Eriko. He knows she loves him too, even though they’e never met. So he gets a pet in a bid to impress her. But how far will his devotion take him down the path of madness?
Red Dwarf | Rimmer/Lister | M | Definitions
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10480758

“ – NO.” Flustered, Rimmer’s hands frantically batted away the word before it could even be spoken, though his eyes radiated a different sentiment. “We’re not using that word. Because it isn’t! It certainly isn’t – ” His eyes dropped in embarrassment to search Lister’s jacket, as if the correct term were secretly stitched somewhere into the leather. “ – that.”
Red Dwarf | Rimmer | T | The Observations of Quarantine
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10664958

Following Space Corps Directive 598, Rimmer records his observations of the trio’s five days in quarantine…

…and, it seems, his descent into madness.

Moana | Moana, Maui, tattoos | G | forget me not
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9913262

Look, normally Maui’s all for humans weeping over his injured body. Hey, he’s been demigod-ing for thousands of years, it’s nice to be appreciated every once in awhile, all right? But this one, this girl, acts like she knows him. He disregards it, because that’s just creepy, until he realizes that he has a tattoo of her – and no clue how he earned it.
Madoka Magica | Homura/Madoka | T | Wish Fulfillment
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12455245/1/Wish-Fulfillment

Homura and Madoka go on their first date. It’s possible that the two of them may have slightly different expectations for how it should go.
Steven Universe | lots of Pearls | T | Little Rebellions
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5951614/chapters/13680055

Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
Animorphs | Marco, Yeerk, team | G | Sancho Panza
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9184621

By the time Marco goes to the construction site, it’s too late. He’s already a Controller.
Animorphs | Tobias, Loren, Ax | G | The Calling
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9190430

Loren comes out of the accident with all of her memories of Elfangor intact. But she doesn’t tell her son.
Red Dwarf | Lister/Rimmer, Kryten, Cat, Talkie Toaster | M | Coitus Interruptus
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8792302/chapters/20156596

In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless you’re on Starbug. [Violence Against Toasters]
Moana | Moana, Sina | G | Guess I Chose the Right Tattoo
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9036566

The end credits scene that should have been there.
The Avengers (2012) – Let’s Stop The Time Warp (Again) – Chapter 1 [Archive of Our Own]
http://archiveofourown.org/works/579008/chapters/1039046

Steve Rogers has to live the same day over and over. Bruce, Tony, Pepper, Jane, and Thor try to help him. Then things go from bad to worse.
Frozen, Moana | Elsa/Moana | G | Cross the Divide
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9098077

A strange boat, dipping and weaving impossibly through the waves of the fjord. Elsa did not know who could be upon it, but was determined to meet with them. She could hear the whisper of magic on the air.
Lilo & Stitch, Moana | Lilo, Maui | G | Peanut Butter Memories
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8848090

Lilo continues to feed Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich periodically, so to stop the weather from harming anyone else. Little does she know however, Pudge isn’t what he seems…

Monday Works Roundup, 4/24/17 April 24, 2017

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Leif & Thorn
Spring Festival Ribbons (art | Ragnild, Sigrún, Iona, Sven | worksafe)
I’ll Let You Whip Me If I Misbehave (art | Kudzu | worksafe)
Ruby Bracelet (sketch | Leif/Thorn | worksafe)
A Bit of Hedge and Grassie (art | Hedge, Grassie, co-stars | worksafe)

Hellsing
Two Cats (art | Alucard/Integra | worksafe)

Marvel
Black x Green (sketch | Bruce/Natasha | worksafe)

Sailor Moon(/Precure/Madoka Magica, /Steven Universe)
Lovely Idols (art | Mimete, Minako | worksafe)
Candy Girls (art | Royal Candy, Luna, Nagisa | worksafe)
Dead Gem Circus (art | gem!Nehellenia, Amazon Trio, Amazoness Quartet | worksafe)

Voltron
The Princess and the Pilot (sketch | Shiro/Allura | worksafe)

General/Miscellaneous
Figure drawings 4-15-17 (sketches, NSFW)

This Week in But I’m A Cat Person:
Have You Seen This Cat? Reseda takes a flight through the mountains.

This Week in Leif & Thorn:
Grassie’s linguistic mishaps keep getting wilder…and Hedge might get deported before she can sort it out.

Monday Works Roundup, 4/10/17 April 20, 2017

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But I’m A Cat Person
Lamp Miranda (art | Miranda | worksafe)

Leif & Thorn
Mine babes (sketch | Bram/Gil, Cress/Violet | worksafe)
Embassy Daemons (art | Leif, Katya, Thorn, Violet, Rowan, Birch, Juniper, D, Annie, Mata/Pato, ????????, Olive | worksafe)
Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall (art | Leif/Thorn | worksafe)
Thorn-Delphinium fusion – Imperial Jasper (art | Thorn, D | worksafe)

Hellsing
Hunter in the streets, monster in the sheets (art | Integra/Alucard | NSFWish)

Sailor Moon
Godmother Naru (art | Usagi, Chibiusa, Naru | worksafe)

Steven Universe
Shades of Blue (art | Blue Diamond | worksafe)
I always ‘remind people of.’ (art | Pearl/Mystery Girl | worksafe)

General/Miscellaneous
Saisen (reward chibi, worksafe)
Uneven rock wall pack (free tiled patterns, worksafe)
Stone block wall pack (free tiled patterns, worksafe)

This Week in But I’m A Cat Person:
Reseda may have a broken neck, but she also has a Plan.

This Week in Leif & Thorn:
The first adventure in the even-sparklier alternate universe of Magical Thorn!